SINGHAM Effect..

SINGHAM Effect..

 Dad:" Result kya Aaya ??
 Boy:" Aayi chya gavat, fail ho gaya
 Dad:" Besharam ! Nalayak..
Boy:" Kuch b karne ka mera ego hurt nahi karne ka..
 Dad:" Aaj se teri pocket money band..
Boy:" Meri zarurat kam hai.. isiliye mere zameer mai dum hai..
Dad:" Get out ! Boy:" Aata maaji satakli re
Dad:" Mujhe ab papa mat kehna
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Boy:" Ae Gotya .. Gotya .. Gotya..:p :O :D

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Boy friend Girl Friend jokes

Eka muline telephone Excahnge madhun aplya Boy friendcha number ghevun tyala phone kela.

to kontya tari mahilene uchalala.
Muline vicharle," Rakeshla phone dya "
te anghol karit aahet
te anghol karit aahet
pls tyana sanga tyanchya Girl freind cha phone aahe.

Jevha mulila barach vel Rakesh cha phon aala nahi tar tine punha phone kela.
ya veles matra purushane uchalala
"Mi Rakesh boltoy" to bolalala.
"Tu majha Boy freind nahis" Mulgi mhanali
Mala mahit aahe , hich gosthmagil ek tasapasun majya patnila oatvnichya praytna kari aahe.  

Marathi Words reading

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Aalu Bhindi ke Story

Aalu Bhindi ke Story

1 aalu ne Bhindi k number pe I love u ka msg beja,

Bhindi ne use phone kar k bura bhala kaha aur boli,

Shut up,,tum itne mote aur main Slim and Smart

Aalu ko bahut dukh hua aur us ne phir itni sabziyan phasaayi ki Aaj aap dekh skte ho,

Aalu-ghobi,

Aalu- bengan,

Aalu-Shimla mirch,

Aalu-palak,

Aalu-matar,

Aur Bindhi us din se aaj tak akeli hai.!!

MORAL: MAT KAR ITNA GURUR SURAT PAR AE HASEENA.
TERI SURAT PE NHI HM TO TERI SADGI PE MARTE HAI...

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25 diwasachi special offer..

25 diwasachi special offer..

Eka ticketat dusara vimanpravas mofat,
hi jahirat vachun bandu bavale 'Lutaru travel s chya
office madhe shirala.

"Tumhi amchya mumbai -New york fly it ch ticket kadhaych..
Tokio te Mumbai ticket free! sales Excutive ne utsahane sangilate

"Aho pan ek sahnka aahe . Mumbai hun New york gelyanantr tokiyo hun
parat yaych, tar new york hun tokiyola kase jayche?

"Madhale 25 diwas tysathich tr dilet na amhi "! ;-D

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“Battery Low”

Girl friend  to Boy Friend :

Are yaar tumne jo mobile gift mediya tha
wo mujhe kangaal kar dega :(
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Bf : mobile b mene diya
balance b mujhse dalwati h tu hamesha ? :P
fir kya sirf call receive krne se kangaal ho
jayegi ? :D
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Gf : Baar baar dikhaata hai “Battery Low”

;)

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Truyh but Very Funny

1) Rahayala ghar nahi mhne Lagn kar !!!!!

2)  Saus Club madhe Sun Pub madhe !!!!!

3) Vavnshala hava diwa, Ti mhnte Issh tikade java !!!!!

4) Khishat nahi donetion, Ghyayla chalala Admission !!!!!

5)  Mul karata chaneel serf, Aai baap karatat Homework !!!!!

6)  Chukali mule CyberCafet !!!!!

7) Chuklya Muli Butiparlor madhe !!!!!

8)  Jya Gavwache Baar, Tya Gavache Hawaldar !!!!!

9) Najuk manela Mobile cha Adhar !!!!!

10) Manranjan Nko ring tone Awar !!!!!

11) Screen peksha SMS motha !!!!!

12) Jaga Lahan Furniture mahan !!!!!

13) Uchala mobile lavala kanala !!!!!

14) Rikamya Paper la Advertise n cha AAdhar!!!!!

15) Katkasar karun Jamwal, Income Tax madhe Gamaval…!!

This post also in  Marathi Words 

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Tujha SMS tila milalach nasnar

Are mi phkt athvdyasathi baher gelo hoto re! " khandu kalvlun vinya pradhnala sangat hota

"kas tari kaam atopal, baykola SMS kela ,aaj ratri ghari phochtoy ani tichya odhine akshrsha
dhavat-palat madhyratri ghari pohchlo.......
                               aani.....
pahtoy to kay?

majhi patni .......majhi pranpriy patni eka parpurshachya mithit! kay arath ghychya yacha mi?
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Simple ---tujha  SMS  tila  milalach  nasnar.....:) ;)

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FUNNY but ULTIMATE TRUTHS :

1.Whenever I find the key to success,
someone changes the lock.

2.The road to success is always under construction ;-)

3.In order to get a loan,
you first need to prove that you don't need it :-P

4.All the desireable things in life are either illegal, expensive or married :-P

5.Once you have bought something,
you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate :-D

Enjoy life ! :-)

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संताचे ऐका मुलाखतीतील उत्तर

संता एकदा एका प्रसिद्ध कंपनीची मुलाखत देण्यासाठी गेला…

बॉस – संता, तर तुम्हाला एमएस ऑफिस माहिती आहे ?

संता – सर, तुम्ही जर पत्ता दिला तर मी नक्की शोधून काढेल !!!

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